Run A Little

Even the sign knows you could use some exercise, fatty.

Corporal Nutkin
Paying for human soldiers has become far to costly in these tough economic times so the military has elected to recruit squirrels as a cost cutting measure. They literally work for peanuts!
Pretty self-explanatory, but still worth watching. If you ever laugh when someone’s hit in the nuts, you’ll laugh here.
I thought America was supposed to be the land of opportunity. Appears China is the only land of opporunity for children looking for work.
At least the 8 year old “T-Man” can drown his sorrows in a pint (with his father’s supervision) at the very same bars he is barred from playing his guitar in.
Gotta love the mom’s cackle and clap; that clap meaning “fuck yea! I scared the shit out of my son GOOD!” To be fair, the kid was asking for it, and finally paid the price for his odd little show. Poor boy’s busting his set of classic dance moves and gets so scared he falls wriggling to the floor. Sad! The question is, when he’s cuddling and holding himself, is he thinking of Britney, or thinking of being Britney?
The lesson is, keep the volume super low, or wait until your parents leave the house. That, or don’t prance and sing to Britney spears.

Hilarious clip showing that taking offense is simply a matter of where you draw the line. That creepy look he gives him is priceless.