April 23, 2009

How To Hide Being Hung Over At Work

There are many reasons why people decide to get drunk on a weekday: competitive drinking; stealing traffic cones; the sense of accomplishment from picking someone up a on a Tuesday night… People just love to go out and party like it’s their last night to live and since the Mayan calendar predicts an apocalypse in 2012 anyway, there really wouldn’t be any point in letting your liver off easy. Read more »

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How To Have The Most Balanced Diet Using Only Microwavable Food

The microwave is one of the most important inventions of the 20th century.  Zapping away hours of time spent either famished or slaving away cooking, this radiation-emitting ‘wonder’ is the fast and easy answer to all your hunger needs.

But microwavable food isn’t just about convenience; it’s a way of life. You can get all your essential nutrients in just one sitting, it gives you more time to spend doing the things you love [like drunk dialing and Mario Kart], and the greatest part about it, it tastes so much better than the foods “health experts” call “nutritious”. Read more »

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