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Special Olympics. Never in history have two words been more effective at dividing the people.
On the one hand, you have those whose hearts are filled to the brim with hope and love, whose eyes glaze over with tears of pride and compassion whenever a Special Olympic athlete crosses the finish line, even if the aforementioned athlete wasn’t competing in a race of any kind. To these people the human spirit is something to be cherished, and they would (if they could), personally escort anyone making fun of the Special Olympics into the deepest bowels of hell.
And then pee on them.
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I feel bad for aliens who have been tasked to study our planet and human behaviour. Not only are we the most contradictory lifeforms on Earth: we fight, we love; we binge while others starve; we create things that destroy the very planet we live on, but we also have a voyeuristic obsession with ourselves, hence the upsurge in reality television shows. Movies and television used to be about escaping, fantasizing and imagining new possibilities. But humans don’t seem to need or want that anymore. They want to immerse themselves in other people’s lives and problems, either to live vicariously through them or revel in how unlike them they are. If Zoltron and Xanax were ever subjected to any of the following reality TV shows, you can bet your Saturn rings they’d assume we were born without brains.
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