Kickflip to Double Groin Pull

Jason — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:42:56 +0000

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Funny Bathroom Signs

Jason — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:28:47 +0000

Have you ever left one bar to go to another bar even though you were already totally, retardedly shit-faced? Your brain ceased all normal functions eight beers and fourteen jager bombs ago but nothing, and I mean NOTHING can even come close to stopping you from entering new realms of inebriation.

I had one of these out of body experiences just the other night when one of my buddies dragged me to a new Irish pub. I was going through all of the usual drunken explorations when things got really weird.

It all happened around the time I asked for directions to the washroom so that I could unload some of the alcohol from my system. When I finally staggered my way to the corridor where the can was located I realized that the bathroom signs were written in Gaelic!

Confused, drunker than Mel Gibson on a Tuesday night and without a Gaelic/English dictionary I rolled the dice and walked through the toilet door on my right…

After I was thrown out of the bar by a two-hundred and fifty pound bouncer who had come running once he heard the screams coming from the lady whom had the great misfortune to see me attempt to use the hand blow-dryer as a urinal; I thought about the whole situation.

I came to the realization that I have come across many funny bathroom signs that have brought humour to a situation that is normally anything but funny.

That is why I have attempted to make a list of these funny pics in the hopes that they would make a funny article for our little online humour magazine.

Messy Mutant Girls

Not only does it look like they encourage pissing all over the floor at this establishment; but it seems like most of the regular females urinate out of their kneecaps.

Bathroom Aerobics

Is it just me or does this look like something that they would have posted in the bathrooms at the beer Olympics? Squat then up and down then lunge and then for some reason try to catch one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Toilet Brush Comb Over

I have heard about truckers and bums using the can for more than the usual freshening up but this is ridiculous.

Bathroom Peeper

I guess that I was wrong when I assumed that the reason for separate washrooms was due to the overwhelming stench that male appetites, along with their colons, could cook up. This might help explain why someone would risk a humiliating arrest by hiding out in a latrine to spy on bathroom users.

Toilet BJ

I can understand why they would want to rule out the second image but when it comes to washroom falatio as long as the girl is a grateful receiver the mess should be minimal.

Toilet With A Face

This idea could be a winner if they allow the user to choose whose face will be attached to the toilet. I can think of a few people out there that I would not mind taking a dump on.

Instructional Diagram

Remember that handful of individuals who got left behind in school and had to repeat a grade? Well here are the “special kids” that couldn’t make it through potty training and need a reminder from time to time. Maybe these instruction were added because the plumber had to unclog maxi pads from the pipes one time too many.

Insulting Toilet Instructions

Maybe it’s just me but this sign makes me want to whip out my Johnson and whizz all over the damn place!

Hard At Work

Some jobs do not stress productivity as much as others. These are probably the same people who get a whole hour for their lunch.

Pee Dance

This bathroom has a great sense of humour and has successfully integrated the classic childhood pee dance into a funny joke that can be experienced in a public place.
Please feel free to add your strange toilet stories to the comments below as an addition to this online humour magazine.

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