Young people really do spend too much time on their cells and smartphones. If you were to take a walk over to the local coffee shop, odds are that you would pass by at least six people yakking on the phone, four people texting, at least two taking pictures with their cell and another two playing some form of game.

I started doing a little research on all of the different ways that you can waste your time fiddling with your hi-tech phone and I noticed that there are tons of apps for Apple’s iPhone; and that there a lot of really ridiculous ones. Here is a list of some of the most pointless iPhone apps out that I found.

Belly Button

This app includes a choice of seven different belly button images that you can mix & match with five voice variations. For example, you could choose an image of a belly dancer belly button and pair it with a female voice. Once you have made your selection you can amuse yourself by tickling the belly button image in order to watch the image wiggle about and listen to the voice laugh.

For those of you who are a bit twisted, you can mix a female looking midsection with a deep and manly voice.

iLickit

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Pimple Popper

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Atomic Fart

The iPhone is a very convenient piece of technology. It can be used in place of many other gadgets such as a camera, video recorder, GPS and now even a whoopee cushion. The atomic fart app is fundamentally a whoopee cushion that has gone through a tech makeover. It comes with a soundtrack full of flatulent sound effects that ranges from tiny ‘toots’ to full on ‘sharts’. This app even includes a timer and motion sensor so that you can hide your phone somewhere and pin the farts on someone else.

Sasame Kisscomi (aka the kissing app)

This ‘cootie’ filled app is based on a Japanese anime series that focuses on a female high-school student whom is secretly in love with her classmate who is also an adolescent girl. The basic idea is to earn points by kissing your iPhone screen. I guess that practicing on the back of your hand is outdated.
This app even has a warning about how the saliva and moisture that you leave on your phone after making out with it may cause the smart phone to become slippery; so if you are going to slobber all over your phone, be careful not to drop it.
Another useful piece of advice would be to decontaminate your cell before becoming intimate with it.

My Vibe

Male iPhone users have plenty of hot women and boob apps to keep them amused; now there is one designed for the ladies. The My Vibe app is sold at an online sex shop that had the idea to take advantage of the smart phone’s vibrating feature in order to transform the gadget in to an actual vibrator.
The warning about cleaning off your iPhone should be followed before and after using this app.

Puff

Here is an app that is more sanitary than the last two apps but is still a little perverted. Similar to the kissing app this game features Japanese anime girls; and the object of the game is to blow air up their dresses. This is done by blowing on your smart phone’s microphone and watching the cartoon skirt rise on the display screen.
So if you see someone blowing on their cell they are either playing with this app or trying to dry off their phone after playing the kissing app.

Baby Shaker

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The app displayed an image of an infant and the object of the game was to shake your phone until two small red X’s replaced the baby’s eyes. A timer would keep track of the amount of time that it took you to murder the child so that you could later try to break your personal record for virtual murder.

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Welcome to the Safety Shop

Where we hire aspiring tightrope walkers to try and keep their balance while painting on a rickety twig !

Padlocked Emergency Bus Door

Behold the school bus riding the Highway to Hell. See ya there kids!

World’s Most Dangerous Window Cleaning Ladder

This guy must have testicles the size of two Christina Ricci heads.

Chillin’ on the Motorcycle: Safety Fail?

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This guy’s lazy motoring skills are more of a Win than a Fail…

Safety Fail Extinguisher

Hopefully, the axe to open this locked and gated fire extinguisher isn’t behind a steel entry door

Moving Baby Gate: Safety Gate Fail

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Was this supposed to be a safety gate or a cage walker for children?

Motorcycle Child Safety Fail

I’m more concerned about the child suffocating than I am about it not having a helmet.

The only one professional enough to hold a Glock 40

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How about not bringing guns to the Kindergarten classroom.

Fire safety instructor set himself on fire

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Bwahahahaha…

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Failed Bunny Hop Concludes with a Roll Right over the Ballsies

Somehow, I don’t think the biker’s intention was to ever come through on his bunny hop.

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Grind Nut shot

He still has a penis, but I’m not so sure about the balls.

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Nut crush

Life as a choir boy is about the only hope for this kid.

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Nut cracker, not so suite

The poor bloke has just embedded a critical part of his blokehood into his arse.

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Bike Roof Catapult Nutshot

Some people have seriously masochistic ways for curing boredom. Why not just dice up your dick with a katana?

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Slow Ride into Nut Damage

It was the only realistic way this could end…

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Mother of Owwwwww: Balls caught in Wheel

His dick now looks like a branch that’s been chewed by a Brontosaurus.

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Motorcycle Nut Shot

Not quite a BMX nut shot, but a MUST on this list. I must have watched this video 13 times and am still squirming for the pain I feel for the failed leap froger.

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BMX Faceplant + Nut Shot

Hands down one of the most painful looking nut shots. Poor you wiener dude.

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Fat Man on a Little Bike…

Luckily for Rollie, fat people don’t have dicks.

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Break Eggs, Break Balls

Or, how to turn your friend’s nutsack into a melted brie omelet.

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Flying Nutshot Trap Followed by Wedgie

Well-played trickery.

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Never Underestimate the Power of a Lemon and a Door

A simple yet highly effective technique for emasculating your buddy.

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Blindfolded Nutshot Prank

How about a little game of blindfolded log throwing?

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Tomato Nut Slingshot

Mother of Jebus this looks painful.

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Pool Ball Nut Shot

The poor sap actually says “you better not hurt my fingers” right before getting pool balled in the balls.

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Pool Nut Shot with a Twist

Or, how to be a dick and cause your friend to lose his.

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Hit and Run Nut Shot Prank

Guy gets shoe-smacked while playing Guitar Hero.

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How About Some Kick With Those Nuts?

A classic bootie trap.

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Nowadays, tape-recorded conversations find that roughly 80-90 spoken words each day are swear words. Research looking at swearing in 1986, 1997, and 2006 in America found the same top ten words were used among the roughly 70 different taboo words. The most used taboo words were fuck, shit, hell, damn, goddamn, Jesus Christ, ass, oh my god, bitch, and sucks—these ten made up about 80% of all profanities. Notably, fuck and shit, accounted for one third to one half of them.

To begin our fun and entertaining assessment of insults through time, let us begin with the Bee’s Knees of Profanities: William Shakespeare. Not only have we credited Shakespeare for coining thousands of words used in the English language today, he is also one of time’s most brilliant verbal abusers. The beauty of a Shakespearian diatribe is that not only does the insultee find him or herself having to question whether they have just been had, but in wondering, looks twice the fool.

Let us wind up our most offensive tongues with some insults from famous Shakespeare plays and how they would be interpreted today…

No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip, she is spherical, like a globe, I could find out contries in her (Comedy of Errors)
(Yo mama’s so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!)

A villain with a smiling cheek, a goodly apple rotten at the heart (The Merchant of Venice)
(That dude’s a piece of shit)

O most insatiate and luxurious woman (Titus Andronicus)
(Woman, you’re a gold-diggin’ ho)

His wit’s as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard (Henry IV Part 2)
(What a dumbass)

O, were mine eye bans into bullets turned, that in a rage I might shoot them at your faces (Henry VI Part 1)
(I’ll execute every motherfuckin’ last one of you!)

Go shake your ears
(You’re an ass!) (refers to donkey ears)

Damn her, lewd minx (Othello)
(Fucking Slut!)

Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at the door (King Henry VIII)
(What’s that bastard doing here?)

Am I your bird? I mean to shift my bush (The Taming of the Shrew)
(Get lost ass-wipe)

Courtesy would seem to cover sin (Pericles, Prince of Tyre)
(What a phoney)

Art thou the slave that with thy breath hast killed (Much Ado About Nothing)
(Altoids called!)

Four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one (Much Ado About Nothing)
(That shit is bananas)

Beg that thou may have leave to hang thyself (The Merchant of Venice)
(Go play in traffic)

His will is most malignant (King Henry VIII)
(What an asshole)

He hath been five thousand years a boy (Love’s Labour Lost)
(Immature douche)

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind (Comedy of Errors)
(You fugly, shit-for-brains)

The word shit was beginning to make an appearance around this time, likely derived from Old English, it was a blend of the nouns scite (dung) and scitte (diarrhoea), and the verb scītan (to defecate,  to cover with excrement); eventually it morphed into Middle English schītte (excrement), schyt (diarrhoea) and shiten (to defecate). A popular belief is that the word shit originated as an acronym for “Ship High In Transit“, referring to the apparent need to stow manure well above the water line when transporting it by ship. This has been shown to be a myth. [Wikipedia]

From the 1920’s through to the 1940’s we see a shift from the poetic quips of the Elizabethan era into all-encompassing slang words to express offensive remarks…

Bug-eyed Betty
(That is one ugly bitch)

Bushwa
(Bullshit!)

Dewdropper
(You lazy, unemployed good-for-nothing)

Four-flusher
(Mooch!) (particularly one who is critical of wealth while being a notorious freeloader)

Mind your potatoes
(Mind your business)

Quiff
(Slut)

Rag-a-muffin
(Dirty, disheveled)

Wet-Blanket
(A drag, killjoy)

Cement Mixer
(Bad dancer)

Rummy
(Drunken bum)

Abercrombie
(Know-it-all)

Greaseball, half portion, wet smack, jelly bean
(Loser)

So’s your old man
(So’s your mom)

After two world wars and a Great Depression, a Cold war set in and the 1950’s became a time where insults were icing up…

Gee Whiz
(Holy Shit!)

Cut the gas
(Shut up)

What a fake out
(What a disappointment)

Nosebleed
(Fucking bore!)

Fream
(Loser)

Thankfully, by the late 1960’s verbal ammo was fully loaded and back with a vengeance

Clod, Clyde, Melvin
(You fool, clumsy idiot)

Cocunut
(Empty-head, numbskull)

Ding-bat, dip
(Idiot)

Get with the words
(Get to the point)

Fuck
(First appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary (along with the word cunt) in 1972, however it appeared in John Ash’s 1775 A New and Complete Dictionary, listed as “low” and “vulgar,” but then disappeared from any widely-consulted dictionary of the English language from 1795 to 1965.)

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Idiot-stick
(Tool)

Reject

Scurvy, Crummy, Wiped Out “That girl is scurvy, crummy, wiped out”
(Damn she’s nasty)

What a bum trip
(What a waste of time)

Candyass

Ditz

Dipstick

Dude
(In the 60’s dude was a geek or a panty waist)

Fink
(Tattle tale)

Groady
(That’s fucking nasty)

Skag
(Ugly, ugly girl)

Skuzz
(Lowdown, undesirable)

Slut

Sosh
(Snob)

Gag me with a spoon
(Very, very gross)

Up your ass with a piece of glass
(Fuck you and I hope it hurts)

By the 80’s and 90’s, Beavis and Butthead became the Shakespeare’s of the Pepsi Generation, and an insult just wasn’t an insult if it didn’t include some derivative word in reference to the phallus, the pooper or throw up…

Dill-hole

Butt-munch

Dickweed

Pindick

Pencil-dick

Cock breath

Penis breath (made famous by the movie E.T.)

Ass-munch

Ass-muncher

Asswad

Ass-sucker

Ass-licker

Twerp

Butt plug

Dickslap

Barf me out

Dweeb

Dumbass

Douchebag

Dick

Dickbrain

Dickhead

Twit

Airhead

Barf bag

Dipstick

Freak of nature

These days, insults can still blend a decent mélange of different verbal attacks from yesteryear, however as mentioned at the beginning of the article, they tend to be more overt and crass…

Bitch

Bitchass

Blow job

Cockface

Cockfucker

Cockbite

Cockburger

Cockmonkey

Cockshit

Cockass

Clitfuck

Clitface

Cunt

Cuntface

Cuntslut

Dick

Dickbag

Dildo

Douche (or douchebag)

Dumbfuck

Dumbshit

Fuckbag

Fuckass

Fuckface

Fuckhead

Fuckhole

Fuckwad

Motherfucker

Skank

Tard

Twat

Sadly, for all my cuss-loving, insult-fiending friends, I must conclude our adventure through Vulgaria and give my brain a rest, before I start telling my grandmother what a sweet skank she is.

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For instance…

Speaking Klingon to your Baby

The first five years of a child’s life are supposed to be the most crucial in its development, but clearly someone didn’t get the memo. D’Armond Speers, a computational linguist from Minnesota spoke only Klingon to his son for the first three years of his life to see if he would acquire it like a human language. Apparently, his son would rarely speak back to him in Klingon “though when he did his pronunciation was excellent” claims Daddy Worf. After three years, Speers claims his son stopped listening to him when he would speak the fictional language. Thankfully, his son is now a teenager who does not speak a word of Klingon and is able to converse fluently in English. Only time will tell what complications lie ahead though…

Watch Klingon baby:

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Naming Your Kid Marijuana Pepsi

We know celebrities have a thing for giving their babies weird names, but of all the Apples, Moon Units, and Jermajestys out there (okay so there are probably just one of thems), imagine trying to walk for just one day in the shoes of Mrs. Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. Yes, Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, given to her by her stoner mother, Maggie Johnson, in 1972. Providing the ammunition for a life of teasing and roll calling anxiety, life was difficult for little Marijuana, even as she got older.  Whether she was pulled over for speeding, trying to order tickets over the telephone or even filling out paperwork, no one ever took her seriously. When she was finally able to convince people that Yes… that is her name, next would come the downpour of questions asking WHY her parents would do that to her.

Marijuana Pepsi overcame her hardships and is now schoolteacher with a master’s degree in higher education administration. Maybe it’s her way at getting back at all those snot-picking brats that made fun of her. (Though if you ask me, they probably still are…)

Hiding Your Kid in the Garage and Claiming He’s Floating Space in a Helium Balloon

People will go low for their 15-minutes of fame and the balloon boy hoax is a shining example of two parents penetrating the earth’s core to do so. On October 15, 2009, six year old Falcon Heene was reported as having floated away in a home-made helium balloon shaped like a flying saucer. Richard Heene and Mayumi Iizuka had been planning the hoax about two weeks before releasing the balloon and submitting the video to YouTube. The parents had instructed their three children to lie to authorities as well as the media regarding this hoax, for the purpose of making the family “more marketable for future media interests.” Falcon eventually emerged from a hiding place in the family’s garage and Richard Heene was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 100 hours of community service, while his wife Mayumi was sentenced to 20 days in jail.

Watch Falcon admit “it was for the show”

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Treating Your Kid Like the Family Pet

Natasha Mikhailova was kept locked in a room with dogs and cats for several years, in horribly filthy living conditions among her father, Viktor Lozhkin, and her grandparents in the Siberian city of Chita. Natasha behaved just like an animal and the family treated her like one of the pets. Unable to speak, she jumps, barks, laps up for her food, drinks with her tongue, and walks on all fours. (Read more feral children stories here.)

Telling Your Kid They Have No Gender

Wanting their child to grow up “freely and avoid being forced into a specific gender mould” two Swedish parents made the decision to keep their baby’s gender a secret, based on their belief that gender is a social construction.

“It’s cruel to bring a child into the world with a blue or pink stamp on their forehead” said the child’s mother. Keeping the gender secret, “he or she will be able to avoid preconceived notions of how people should be treated if male or female.”

Pop’s (name used for the interview) wardrobe includes everything from dresses to trousers and the parents claim, “Pop usually decides how Pop is going to dress on a given morning”.

Though the parents raise an interesting argument, perhaps you recall the highly controversial David Reimer case where his penis was accidentally destroyed during a circumcision, so the doctor convinced his parents to sexually reassign him and raise him as a girl. He never identified as female and by the age of 14, he had began living as a male. By 34 he underwent treatment to reverse the reassignment, got married and had kids. However, due to years of severe depression, financial instability, and a dissolving marriage, he committed suicide.

The point is, there ARE differences between men and women, aside from the ones between their legs, which are not just based on how you are raised. Let’s just hope that Pop’s life doesn’t turn out like David’s.

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Nicole Kidman: Butterflies

Known as lepidopterophobia, Nicole Kidman states that she is not afraid of snakes or spiders but for one reason or another, beautiful, colorful, fluttering butterflies instill the same terror in the actress as being chased through a dark alley by Freddie Kruger. Kidman said she once tried to overcome her fear by going through a butterfly exhibit at the American Museum of Natural History, but didn’t make it through. As a little girl, she couldn’t even go in her yard if there was a butterfly sitting on the gate.

Matthew McConaughey: Revolving Doors

The archetype of hunky manliness whose sculpted, half-naked body adorns the back pages of just about every gossip magazine, isn’t quite the robust and fearless hero you want to have by your side if ever (heaven forbid) you come face-to-face with a ravenous, human-eating revolving door. McConaughey claims he feels anxious even getting close to them. He also has an irrational fear of entering tunnels.

Billy Bob Thornton: Antiques

The old, musty smell of ancient furniture may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but for ol’ Billy Bob, antique furniture is a genuine fear. Thornton says he hates antiques, particularly “big, old, gold-carved chairs with the velvet cushions” found predominantly in French antique furniture.  The Bad Santa star has also claimed that he refuses to stay in a room with furniture built before 1950.

Pamela Anderson: Mirrors

Who would have thought that Pammy-Balloon-Tits suffered from “eisoptrophobia”- a fear of mirrors? Sufferers of this phobia experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. Pamela says she is so afraid of looking at herself, she can’t watch herself on television. If anything comes on, she shuts it off or leaves the room.

Alfred Hitchcock: Eggs

The official term for a fear of eggs is ovaphobia and funny enough the man who struck terror into our hearts with killer birds, heights and psychos has been quoted saying: “I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes … have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I’ve never tasted it.”

Lyle Lovett: Cows

Taurophobia is a fear of cows and bulls and a person in this phobic condition will feel helpless in the animals presence and try to run away. Incidentally, “Lovettophobia” is a deep-seated and uncontrollable fear of country singer Lyle Lovett.  A person in this phobic condition, will feel helpless in the presence of Lovett and try to run away.

Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe and Sean “Diddy” Combs: Clowns

Coulrophobia is the term given to the fear of clowns, and anyone who has read or watched Stephen King’s IT, has certainly encountered elements of this fear at some point. True coulrophobics find the very presence of a clown a terrifying prospect.

Orlando Bloom: Pigs

Swinophobia refers to the fear of pigs. Orlando Bloom is so terrified of pigs that when one pig got loose on the set of Kingdom of Heaven, Bloom actually ran off the set screaming.

Christina Ricci: Indoor plants

Botanophobia describes an individual’s irrational fear of plants. Christina Ricci reportedly hates indoor plants because they are dirty and the very thought of having to touch them makes her sick to her stomach. Ricci is also scared of swimming pools and small pets like gerbils.

David Beckham: Birds

Fear of birds, known as ornithophobia, is the phobia of footballer and husband to Spice Girl Victoria Beckham. Mr. Beckham also suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and has his clothes meticulously placed in a colour-coordinated wardrobe.

Walt Disney: Mice

Walt Disney was inspired to create his beloved character Mickey Mouse after seeing mice scattering around in his basement. Ironically, he was petrified of mice.

Cameron Diaz: Door Handles

Cameron Diaz refuses to touch door handles with her bare hands and instead uses her elbows to turn the knobs.

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Analogous to trolling for fish, a troll baits people with a provocative message in order to get them to bite, to react. Though many trolls troll others as part of a greater social statement, many can also attest to be “doing it for the lulz”. The malicious enjoyment of observing someone else’s misfortune.

Early trolling, which began sometime in the early 80’s, was relatively harmless, taking place mostly inside small, single-topic Usenet groups. But as pointed out in an article by the New York Times “Trolling has evolved from an ironic solo skit to a vicious group hunt. Trolling happens because people allow themselves to be trapped by it.”

For anyone unfamiliar with the masterful art of trolling, here are some of the most notable trolls to have taken place on the interwebs.

Usenet troll “Oh How I Envy American Students”

The “Oh How I Envy American Students” Usenet thread generated more than 3,500 responses, an average of about 1 response every 160 minutes, for a whole year. The author, who went by the name “Bill Palmer”, sent out a message to all American college newsgroups describing his churning envy for fraternity life, dropping overtly mocking statements to the homosexual nature of their brotherhood.

This troll was triumphant in that he needed only post one controversial message, which spread like wildfire, and the targeted audience did all the work distributing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous has become akin to an internet-based superconsiousness. Spread across various Internet communities, many websites are strongly associated with Anonymous including notable imageboards such as 4chan and Futaba, their associated wikis, Encyclopedia Dramatica and a number of other forums. Here are just a few Anonymous trolls to give you an idea of their broad range of targets.

- Project Chanology

Protesting against the Cult of Scientology, I mean Church of Scientology, members of Anonymous began Project Chanology in response to the Church’s attempts to remove material from an interview with Tom Cruise, which despite its attempt, did nothing favourable for this so-called religion. Anonymous saw Scientology’s actions as Internet censorship, and wanted to give them some travel tips: i.e. stay far, far, far away form the Internet, or else…

Tom Cruise Interview:

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Anonymous’ Message to Scientology:

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This message was followed by distributed denial-of-service attacks (DDoS), and soon after, black faxes, prank calls, and other measures intended to disrupt the Church of Scientology’s operations.

Soon after, Mark Bunker a.k.a “Wise Beard Man” posted a video directed towards the Anonymous group, successfully becoming the voice of reason, and steering them to take more diplomatic measures in their fight against Scientology. He helped shift the group’s focus on to non-violent protests, and encouraged them to get the IRS to investigate the Church of Scientology’s tax exempt status in the United States.

- Epilepsy Foundation Forum Invasion

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This particular troll was ill-intended and harmed innocent people. “Internet griefers” assaulted an epilepsy support forum run by the Epilepsy Foundation of America, by posting flashing computer animations with the intention of triggering migraine headaches and seizures in photosensitive and pattern-sensitive epileptics. According to Wired News, circumstantial evidence suggested that the attack was perpetrated by Anonymous users. Some Anonymous participants of Project Chanology however, suggested that the perpetrators were internet users who merely remained anonymous in the literal sense.

- Glenn Beck is a Murderer and Rapist

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One of the most recent memes to hit the Internet, and many suspect Anonymous was behind it, insinuated that Glenn Beck raped and killed a young girl in 1990. Though there is no evidence that Glenn Beck raped and killed a young girl in 1990, there is also no evidence that says Glenn Beck didn’t rape and kill a young girl in 1990. For a brief time, a Google search for Glenn Beck yielded “Glenn Beck murder” and “Glenn Beck rapist” as top suggestions.

Jason Fortuny

In 2006, Jason Fortuny, a thirty-two year old web designer and programmer with a fervor for trolling, posted a hoax ad on Craigslist posing as a woman seeking a “str8 brutal dom muscular male.” More than 100 men responded. Fortuny posted their names, pictures, e-mail and phone numbers to his blog, dubbing his project “the Craigslist Experiment.”

He was also the architect of a website called “Meghan Had It Coming” which he put up immediately after the suicide of 13 year old Megan Meier. She had hung herself after being taunted on MySpace. Fortuny calls himself “a normal person who does insane things on the Internet”.

Weev

Weev, the pseudonym of twenty-something Andrew Aurenheimer, dubs himself a grey hat hacker, “a skilled hacker who sometimes acts illegally, though in good willl”. Considered the God of Trolls, he claims to have jammed the cellphones of daughters of C.E.O.’s for ransom from their fathers and attests to have trashed his enemies’ credit ratings. According to weev, Zeno of Elea, Socrates and Jesus are his all-time favourite trolls. Most recently, he exposed 114,000 iPad owners’ details courtesy of AT&T’s lax security system.

When asked about his opinion of Jason Fortuny in a corrupt.org interview, he stated “Fortuny is a godless idiot. He has no deeper philosophy behind his actions and no idea of what kind of society he wants to live in.”

Nichole Blackwell’s Craigslist troll

In March 2007, Nichole Marie Blackwell placed an ad on craigslist that said the owner of a house was getting rid of everything and people were welcome to take whatever they liked. She posted her aunt’s address, who had just evicted Blackwell’s mother. Within a week, people came and stole EVERYTHING from the unoccupied house, including the kitchen sink and windows. Blackwell was accused of burglary, malicious mischief and criminal impersonation.

David Thorne

David Thorne is an Australian humourist, satirist and Internet personality. He received wide media attention for one of his email exchanges in which he attempts to pay an overdue bill with a picture of a seven-legged spider he made using a computer Paint program. Thorne has also had international success with several of his other articles from his 27bslash6 website. Party in Apartment 3 in which Thorne repeatedly RSVPs for a party he has not been invited to, caused his server to crash. He has continued to receive large traffic ever since.

George Zimmer Troll

A troll that first appeared on the Ashlee Simpson message board was posted under the name of Men’s clothing retail founder, George Zimmer. It “featured ALL CAPS first person rants about the suit-czar’s potent masculinity and his ability to provide Ashlee with the ultimate in sexual experiences”. Versions of the explicit and crude rantings were regularly mimicked in various virtual communities thereafter.

Adrien Chen

Adrien Chen trolls through Craigslist looking for posts that catch his eye due to their “banality, weirdness, or some combination of the two”. He responds to them, usually under the pseudonym “Adrian Lewis” and the amusement then begins. In one exchange he approaches a poet about writing pre-condolence cards so that he doesn’t have to go out and buy one every time someone dies. The poet accepts the job offer and their emails from then on become increasingly ridiculous. You can read all of his craigslist trolls on his blog.

Blood Ninja

Blood Ninja is a respected troll who has gained countless lulz from singing in to chat rooms where girls wanted to “cyber” and dissing the pants of them.

As you can see, trolling has many levels and can be used for infinite purposes. Recognizing when someone is trolling means understanding that someone is intentionally trying to push people’s buttons and the ideal thing to do is not take the bait.

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Famous Internet Trolls Who Did it for the Lulz

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Watch his reaction at 1:01.

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Guy’s Hilarious Reaction On Roller Coaster

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