Today Show Wii Fail
Nintendo patents new wanking simulator.
This bear has something else in common with the human race. I wonder if it can run as fast on 2 legs as it could have on 4.
Started to lose me half-way through but he got me back with a triumphant ending.

This is definitely an old video but it’s just too classic to not revisit.
This is how we’re gonna lose our spot at the top of the food chain…
Time to ring in the new year with a nut shot video. From what I can tell this Japanese game show basically has contestants stand in front of a pneumatic hammer which smashes their pills in. The only way to stop it is by saying the ‘disarm’ sentence fast enough.
This is definitely a show that needs to be made in the US. Preferably with a celebrity edition that has Danny “The Douche” Bonaduce as a regular contestant. Of course his hammer would be replaced with a flaming pick axe.
Pretty self-explanatory, but still worth watching. If you ever laugh when someone’s hit in the nuts, you’ll laugh here.
I thought America was supposed to be the land of opportunity. Appears China is the only land of opporunity for children looking for work.
At least the 8 year old “T-Man” can drown his sorrows in a pint (with his father’s supervision) at the very same bars he is barred from playing his guitar in.
Gotta love the mom’s cackle and clap; that clap meaning “fuck yea! I scared the shit out of my son GOOD!” To be fair, the kid was asking for it, and finally paid the price for his odd little show. Poor boy’s busting his set of classic dance moves and gets so scared he falls wriggling to the floor. Sad! The question is, when he’s cuddling and holding himself, is he thinking of Britney, or thinking of being Britney?
The lesson is, keep the volume super low, or wait until your parents leave the house. That, or don’t prance and sing to Britney spears.